It has to be William

So William has had diarrhea all week and has horrible diaper rash right? Well today he comes into the kitchen with the diaper rash cream in his month and he's eating it. Oh boy right, it gets better. So I call poison control and the lady tells me that he should be fine the worst that can happen is it will get him diarrhea! Great I'm really hoping it doesn't, he's only had one poopy diaper today and is acting ten times better.